The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:S we design clothing that helps

we design clothing that helps socially awkward people such as yourself avoid serious conversations

Let’s just say rocks aren’t the only things getting drilled up there

It’s sensual

You gotta dress like a Christmas tree

And the bonified ball pouch is like a bun for your boys

The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:S we design clothing that helpsBeing a pirate would be cool and all, minus the scurvy, the lack of common hygiene, the scary waves, and the sea monsters. But having a parrot on your shoulder and wearing an eye patch would be neat. But I guess you find a parrot, slap on an eye patch and slip into this pair of Ball Hammocks and call it a day.