CHOAM - Dune - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL ILLINOIS" with "Class C Baseball"

ILLINOIS" with "Class C Baseball" and "Established 1897" flanking a cartoon anthropomorphic pyramid mascot in golden yellow holding a baseball glove

and one guy's entire emotional stability riding on your open bar

rendered in muted teal

Hot pink italic block text below reads "STATION

Smaller yellow outline bubble letters below read "WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE

CHOAM - Dune - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL ILLINOIS" with "Class C Baseball"Running the spice trade through a bureaucracy so ancient it makes your HR department look like a garage startup. CHOAM proves the real Kwisatz Haderach is quarterly earnings. Inspired by Dune. The Details: A red semicircle rests above a white circle containing a spire shape, flanked by white text reading "UNIVERSAL" and "DEVELOPMENT." Large white geometric letterforms spell "CHOAM" with crescent and angular shapes integrated into the typography.