Gassquatch - Unisex T-Shirt bod1 with italic script reading "Fort

with italic script reading "Fort Wayne" and "Indiana" below

Distressed white text in a dripping slasher-style font reads "CEREAL KILLER" across two lines

and the distinct feeling you've already wasted his time

Beaches" in a cursive font over a retro sunset is the wardrobe equivalent of flipping someone off with a flower behind your ear

Ezel's chiropractic credentials are entirely self-awarded

Gassquatch - Unisex T-Shirt bod1 with italic script reading "FortSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text