If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL above black block text reading

above black block text reading "WAYCROSS

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

Turn up the laughs this holiday season with the Snow’s Out Ho’s Out all-over print sweatshirt

& HARD TO FIND" surrounded by esoteric glyphs

Jesus and Santa rolling up in the same sleigh is the Christmas equivalent of two divorced parents showing up to the recital together

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL above black block text readingRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered