Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt louisiana the Showboat expanded

the Showboat expanded

bearded figure performing double dumbbell bicep curls appears below in cream and golden-tan ink

The bar for holiday humor is so low it's underground

rendered in a 1950s pulp sci-fi cartoon style surrounded by scattered white stars

or just lounging after a long day of karate in the garage

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt louisiana the Showboat expandedTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft