Steal Team Six - Unisex Sweatshirt adult humor Green monospaced text below reads

Green monospaced text below reads "Get in losers

vintage worn style

celebrating the perfect mix of sharp-witted sarcasm and full-throttle flirtation

and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface

" Somewhere a booking officer is reading that phrase off a report and questioning every career choice

Steal Team Six - Unisex Sweatshirt adult humor Green monospaced text below readsSteal Team Six breached the dumpster behind Applebee's at 0200 hours with more tactical precision than most actual military operations. The Pentagon would classify the surveillance footage if it weren't already on someone's Ring doorbell. The Details: A stencil style illustration depicts a raccoon wearing dark aviator sunglasses, an olive green shemagh scarf, and a tactical vest, rendered in black, white, olive, and gray tones. Below, distressed white