Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Sweatshirt comedy flanked by white lightning bolts

flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89

King Schultz" across the top

Cooking that ambitious should require a hazmat permit

followed by bold outlined white text reading "CO" flanked by small golden-yellow lightning bolts

" with elegant cursive script reading "Las Vegas" at the bottom

Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Sweatshirt comedy flanked by white lightning boltsCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,